Month: October 2010

Playstation Phone For Real?

The first few images of the New Sony EricssonPlaystationphone have just hit the web. Altough there is much debate if these images are real or not but seeing the track record of Engadget‘s abilitiy for finding tech scoops, this could be a real possibility!

Hearing about this was a real surprise to me,  as the last company that tried combining phones with gaming in this shape was the unfortunate Nokia Ngage, and altough the marketing push was huge,

The Failed Nokia Ngage

 the phone was an utter failure. It was neither a passable phone neither had the quality or choice of games to sustain it. I know,  as I was one of the schmucks that bought an Ngage and never bought a Nokia product ever again.

However Sony Ericsson does make a half decent phone and their gaming library is huge so this might actually work. Especially with the Playstation Network they can offer small games to challenge iPhone, altough there is no confirmation on that yet.

Check out some more of the technical specs and a full image gallery on the Endgaget website by clicking here.

Would you buy a Playstation phone? Let us know in the comment section below!

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RANT: Justin Bieber…

(Justin shows us what he thinks of us, with this upside down "fuck-off" hand gesture).

I was going to write a huge long rant about Justin Bieber…but having just given out about Lady Gaga, I’ve realised I just can’t go on…basically I don’t have a problem with Bieber (OK, certain things DO annoy me) but I’m just too old to be able to critically compare how great or not his music is to the music people from X-Factor or Britain’s Got Talent release.  And tarring him with that brush is basically where I think his music deserves to be, so I can’t rant about that. 

What however does bug the fuck out of me is the fact he’s released an autobiography and this was what made me aware of  Justin and his weird sounding surname that sounds like beaver, hehe, snigger.  But seriously – he’s how old (in his teens yet?) and has an autobiography?! This is plainly wrong – what have we come to when a 16 year old has led such an interesting life he can write a book about it?  Oh no, it’s not about that is it?  It’s about Simon Cowell and the like exploiting young kids and their parents’ wallets.  So in fact, this rant is really about exploitative pop music for young kids who know no better.  That’s too big a topic for a rant, so I’ll bow out as gracefully as I can!

Or am I just scared by this kid?  Enjoy…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4v9tfSCaHg

Proof that Time Travel Exists?

Is this the visual proof that time travel has been invented? We’ll let you watch the video and decide as George Clark who discovered the footage and presented it at a few film festivals explains the quandary quite well. Is the lady appearing at the 1928 premier of Charlie Chaplin‘s The Circus, holding and talking to someone on a Mobile phone?? Check out the clip after the jump! Read More

Back To The Future Reunion!

Great Scots! Back to the Future is celebrating it’s 25th annniversary this year and being re-released in the UK cinemas in high-definition.

There is a video game in the pipeline and of course a Blu Ray with lot’s of juicy extra’s so the movie has been gaining a lot of momentum in quite a few media outlets. The Scream 2010 awards held by Spike TV had  a little reunion by putting both the stars on stage.  Check out the clips after the jump!

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Review: Lafangey Parindey

Lafangey Parindey (directed by Pradeep Sarkar ) is the product of a confused studio,Yash Raj films. Once the most illustrious production company in India now a factory of cookie cutter, bland and utterly forgettable products. A studio that just doesn’t understand anymore how to recapture their old glory and Lafangey Parindey is the another final grasp of desperation from  a man trying to hold on to anything he can whilst plummeting to the debts of mediocrity, this movie is basically Hans Gruber falling off the Nakatomi building!

Our fiend Ness from ShahrukhIsLove  and I decided to do a double review for this movie as we stumbled across it on the same day and decided/were forced to watch it.

You can find her review here which is a great piece of writing although I do not agree with much of it. Ness found a lot of enjoyment out of Lafangey, I unfortunately found almost none.

To summarize the plot, Nandu is a sweaty, grease-laden underground fighter with heightened extra sensory perception or an acute sense of smell (must be one of the two as he can knock out his opponent blind folded with one single punch).  Before the movie starts( in the part we don’t get to see), he hires a team of communication consultants to come up with the perfect catchy nickname which would look good on  billboards and publicity hoardings as well give him exactly the right street amount of cred for his homies and peeps who he enjoys taking motorcycle rides with.

 After holding focus groups, in depth motivational analysis and finally a Don Draper-type eureka moment they came up with the name “One shot Nandu” and there was much rejoicing. Armed with a snappy nickname, his band of motorcycling cronies and his desi-street lingo dictionary (although nothing of Govinda level: “Haata sawan ki ghata kha khuja ke batti buzhake soja nintukale pintukale..Raste pe khadeli Anty bajarahi hain baar baar ghanti..atale watae shaane..Kulla ghuma ke pashchim ko palat..phutale watale shaane..”-Deewana Mastana) Nandu is ready to take on the world if he can find time between some horribly choreographed dancing and inspiring a few precocious SlumDog Millionaire-rejects.

One Shot is student of the Bobby Deol’s school of boxing, he decides that you don’t need to tone or train any part of your body to be a professional fighter. Just a few pushups here and there suffice!

He feels a promotion is well deserved wants to take the next step career wise to major league Goondabaazi so he asks Anna (the criminally underused Kay Kay)  to take him on his next Goonda related assignment.

Pinky is from the same neighborhood  as Nandu and wants to use her skating ability to skate her way to a better life by taking part in India Got talent. Pinky is very tall and her arms and legs are all over the place. She is clearly not a quitter and can be as foul mouthed as the rest of the Basti- gang, these facets of her personality will be highlighted incessantly throughout the movie.  She gets run over by a car in a scene very reminiscent of Brad Pitt’s death scene in Meet Joe Black and loses her ability to see! (Can someone edit both these scenes together?- it might be bigger than the keyboard cat!)

So what happens next?

Will Pinky manage to find a dance partner?

Will Nandu be able to come to grips with his guilt?

Will they fall in luuurv sweet luurv?

Let me save you the trouble of actually watching this arduous journey of a movie by saying: of course they will. To quote The Zohan:” I have seen this. I have done this. You don’t want this”

This movie is filled with Tarantino-esque movie references or  Anu Malik type “inpirations” but since the performances by the leadcast are pretty monochromous It is never clear which is which.

Here are some of the blatant déjà vu feelings I had explained through the magic of math!

Lafangey Parinday= (Rab ne banadi Jodi) x Ghulam /(The Killer+ Naseeb) x −Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman

The point being we have seen this movie already a million times and Pradeep Sarkar’s treatments adds nothing to the journey we take with these characters. Every beat is predictable and every dialogue uttered by the lead pair sounds false.

I don’t know about these new actors lately, they are not able to convey true passion in their performance anymore, I just don’t believe these people have any true feelings for each other.

ShahRukh Khan always claimed he can romance a tree if needed, I just don’t see the same ability in the new Brat Pack of boys and girls and I do miss that essential Bollywood component to give me a full massala flavor. That chemistry between the lead pair is completely lacking between Deepika and Neil.

I worry for Neil’s career, although likeable, I don’t know what he can add to the Bollywood hero roster especially as the buzz around Jonny Gadaar has now completely died down and  being a Hrithik Roshan  look-alike  isn’t the best way forward. We know how well the Hrithik references worked for Harman Baweja’s career-ZING! (They do reference his resemblance again in this movie which I don’t see but I never really do, maybe coz I knew a lot of twins growing up…)

Deepika, I worry less about since she’s quite easy on the eye which seems to be the most important factor of succes in bollywood movies, and if Priyanka Chopra can win a “best actress” award there is hope for Deepika. Plus she plays a blind girl which means she can mostly look away and stare blankly which she does pretty well.

So the story is old, treatment is bland, the setting and look is corny, performances are unconvincing, there is no chemistry between the performers,  the CGI in the skate performances have the most jarring visual effects I have seen in ages almost close to Game of Death-level  work. (A movie completed with left over material after Bruce Lee’s passing away, google it! It was painful)

What I did like about the Lafangey Parindey was Kay Kay’s performances, which was blink-and miss ni length but it made me at least take note of what was going on and beggars can’t be choosers. the other was the song “Man Lafangey” by the always excellent Mohit Chauhan. The production values are high but it’s covered with the same YRF gloss that makes all their movies look exactly the same. Yash Raj films needs to fire their entire art department for being lazy for the past 12 years and then read this article by Cracked: 5 Annoying Trends That Make Every Movie Look the Same.

I’ really have been racking my brain but that truly is it!

Also if you want to see convincing fight scenes filmed in grizzly grey tones since that’s what the movie poster promises us, watch this underwear ad starring Salman Khan.

Lafangey Parindey? More like disease infected pigeons!

If you agree or disagree, leave us know in the comment section below!

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TV Special: Fall US TV Preview

The Big Podcast for the small screen! This week we catch up with all of our favorite TV shows. The gang previews some of the new shows on the block  (Boardwalk Empire, Outsourced, Nikita) , we catch up with some of the regulars returning for another season( Mad Men, Dexter, 3o Rock,…) and we finish off discussing some of our favorites, and especially how the Shows that debuted last year are holding up ( Community, Glee, Modern Family). Listen to the full episode after the jump!

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Listen or download the podcast by clicking below!

The music featured in our show is Steve Porter’s Community Remix.

One of our favorite shows!

We Review/Preview the following shows- let us know if you have a favorite that we forgot!

Nikita, Community, Boardwalk Empire, Outsourced, Running Wild,  30 Rock, The Office, Dexter, Bones, Castle, Sherlock, Modern Family, Community, Glee, How I met your mother!

The show is jam packed!

We discuss the awesomeness of Community and why it hasn’t crossed the atlantic yet! ( Update Community is now showing in the UK on Viva-YAY!)

We bash Outsourced for being lazy and re-enforcing cultural stereotypes.

We also discuss possible replacements for Steve Carrell in The Office and some surprising names!

and Martin rants about US shows going on for too long!

Let us know what you thought of the show in the comment section below!

 

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Anil Kapoor cast in Mission Impossible 4?

The internet is abuzz with rumours coming in that Anil Kapoor, one of the most awesome Hindi film actors of the past 3 decades, will be a part of the Brad Bird directed fourth installment of the Mission Impossible franchise. If the stories are true, this might be the highest profile casting for an Indian actor since Amrish Puri in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Read the full story after the jump! Read More